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lynx

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Icarus Airlines Group
« on: September 10, 2018, 08:14:13 pm »

Welcome to the Icarus Airlines Group, a Pioneer in the Air Travel Business. With Icarus Airlines, you will always be soaring high above the competition. Originally Established in Greece by a father and son, Icarus Airlines has a prestigious and near-mythical history. Our corporate office hours are between 10 and 14 Monday through Friday.

For information regarding our not-quite-so-hostile corporate takeover process, press 1.
To grovel at our feet and beg for mercy, press 2. 
For information regarding our in-flight menu, press 3.
To sign up for an Icarus Wings loyalty number, press 4.
To order a pizza from our authentic in-flight brick oven  and have it delivered to your seat, press 5.
If you are considering joining the Icarus Airlines Group press 6 to hear about our franchising options.
For information about your local dimension’s time cube, press ŝ̞̻͎̗̦̱ͩ̓̑é̡̌ͫ͆̿͂v͟ě͇̱͖̳̠̌̿ͤ̑n̢͕̲͖̄̃̽̌̃ͭ̎
For employee tax information, press the employees last four digits of their social security number.
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patson

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Re: Icarus Airlines Group
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2018, 10:28:57 am »
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I'm not a spy. No I'm not XD
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